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*Two men were driving through Suffolk County, NY when they get pulled over by a
Local Officer. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head
with his nightstick. *

*"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.*

*"You're in Suffolk County now, son," the Cop answers. "When we pull you over
in Suffolk, you'd better have your license ready by the time we get to
your car." * **
*"I'm sorry, officer, "the driver says, "I'm not from around here. "*

*The Cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy
his license back. The Cop then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the
Cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. *
*"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.*

*"Just making your wish come true," replies the Cop.*

*"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.*
*"Because I know your type." the Cop says, "Two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried
that shit with me.'

BTW that same Cop now wears Penquin outfits a couple of times a year. Sound familiar???
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made non Fishermen.
you know me better than most... thanx for bringing back fond memories..LMAO... hehehehee:p :p :p

/s/ 'thee older than dirt penguin'[Image: penguinsGGrouper-1.gif]

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